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My experience with PCBSD 7

didn’t happen 😦

the installer was only able to recognise my windows partitions. I wanted to overwrite my 12GB ext3 partition and mount my 30GB ext3 partition as home unfortunately it seems that bsd cannot even identify ext3 partitions so no hope of salvaging my home files. My home partition has precious files on it so I cannot reformat it as the the bsd native file system (UFS?).

This is a real shame I thought reviewing pardus would be too similar to my other pardus review so I wanted to try something new.

update: It appears that its possible to mount ext3 partitions after install, information from a few years ago suggests bsd supports reading but not writing of ext3; I would like to know the current status of write support however even if it did have write support I still wouldn’t install pcbsd due to a mixture of laziness and my horrible experience of trying to mount ntfs drives in an old version of ubuntu.

new update: ext3 can be mounted as ext2 with read/write support however if I go back to linux I would have to rebuild the journal, I’m not sure how to do that and a quick google has yielded no results, any help would be much appreciated.


Movie and Anime reviews

From now on this blog will include movie and anime reviews. Before this blog was dedicated to video game reviews and Linux/Other OS’s/general geekery. I will soon create a new page which details how I review things. I will also create a pages for anime and movie reviews respectively.

Update: Review system page added will make my reccomendation page soon.

Where is BulletSpawn?

It’s been awhile since my last post (well 11 days) so I thought I’d say what’s going on. I’m waiting for a distribution with KDE 4.1 to be released so I can review it. Also I have a couple of other projects under wraps ‘Behind the BulletSpawn’ which will be a new blog about my personal life; I may also start an anime blog – mainly reviews and recommendations.

p.s. Another reason why i may not be posting is that super smash bros brawl has been devouring my life. If you own a wii go and buy super smash bros now!


Ok I’m back from Spain. Not much else to say really, I have nothing to write about as of yet.

However news to be excited about: KDE 4.1 is to be released in 2 days, so what’s so special about 4.1?

Well many people found that KDE 4 was either buggy or lacked functionality and the KDE developers admitted this. I haven’t really looked into KDE 4.1 but I heard it’s suppose to be suitable for common use.  Now it would be awesome if KDE 4 became mainstream not only is it pretty and shiny but apparently 25% faster than KDE 3. Which would be a godsend for my laptops 1.5 GHz processor; although the core 2 duo is pretty powerful it could still be faster.

2 week break from blogging

I’m having a 2 week holiday in Spain. So I’m probably not gonna make a post until I get back. In theory I suppose I could make a few posts as I am taking my laptop and I’m sure theres a wi-fi hotspot somewhere. But I highly doubt I’ll get a good opportunity to post and besides I wouldn’t know what to write anyway.

In other news I may start a new blog about my personal life. Since this seems to have become the number one stop for video game and linux reviews. Hell perhaps the first post of it could be about my holiday.

Your neighberhood nerd BulletSpawn
Signing off

Condemned 2 officially gave me nightmares

I rented Condemned 2 approximately two weeks ago and due to the large amount of cheese I ate last night I had a horrific nightmare of a game I thought i put behind me two weeks ago…

(note: from here on I will document what I remember of my nightmare – please excuse any bad writing or grammatical mistakes as this is merely the rambling of a slightly traumatised teenager)

My entire dream was like a section out of Condemned 2 including the creepy atmosphere, my point of view, the way I moved…just generally the whole shebang was exactly like Condemned 2. Along with a few other refugees I was hiding in a hotel to keep away from the violent (zombified?) men, I found a few of them had infiltrated the hotel so I took it upon myself to shotgun my way through them, after a long bloody and truly horrifying battle I died and respawned in the room where I started except this time there were more of those horrific monstrosities of men, after going through a cycle of creeping around the hotel on edge, mutilating already mutilated guys, then respawning worse than I started. Eventually the whole hotel had become these beastly (zombies?). I had to gun down my friends with some rather conveniently placed guns and ammo, i found a large guy talking to a normal child and with my bolt-action rifle shot him through the head; afterwards he came running at me still with the bullethole in his forehead, I frantically reloaded and repeatedly shot him in the forehead but each shot only gave him another freaky hole and more blood dripping down his face which he spat at me inbetween punches and strangling. Eventually he grabbed my gun and started shouting at me as I desperately left-hooked him in the face all to no effect.

After that I woke up, dripping with sweat and soaked with fear, although it may not sound scary when told trust me it freaked the hell out of me. Anyone who’s played condemned will know the fear of the game, just try to imagine it being real and you can understand my traumatisation.

Maddox tribute/My cock is massive

This being my first real post I thought i’d start with some random shit. I am a huge fan of Maddox ( his writing is brilliant, anyways to the point I was doing my english creative writing coursework and well I got bored and wrote this:

Side notes:

  • This is merely a tribute to maddox’s writing, the content is 100% original
  • This writing is mostly fictional it is VERY loosely based on reality
  • This is extremely long, its hilarious but if you have a short attention span I’m warning you now

My COCK is massive

I was walking down the road a while ago when a women stepped on my DICK, it was at this point I realised that most people’s wouldn’t be trailing a large length behind them; it was now obvious that my COCK is massive so massive in fact that it can only be written in capital letters. Obviously I forgave the women as I was screwing her within minutes; it was easy to convince her to ride the giant BEAST as she was probably impressed by my super impressive SEX SOLDIER. I like having this giant MEAT SLAB in between my legs, I like the way I can stand on a beach in England and be the only guy there screwing a chick in France. There are however a few problems with it, for example last time I had a wank I knocked a satellite out of orbit and of course I hit it by accident (since my japs eye is the only part of me that’s high enough to see into space) but the chinese government is still charging me £300,000 for the damages. I bet they only charged me because I ruined an opportunity for them to perv on a women who’s tits were as big as my balls (which of course are huge) speaking of my balls it’s worth mentioning that if I rest my epic WANG on my meaty sperm sack and use lube I can effectively create the worlds largest slide. That’s what’s so great about my SHLONG it had many uses, it almost made me a professional footballer as I could use my KNOB to save the shots but apparently the public didn’t want to see such ‘indecency’ so here’s a message for those bastard football managers, “your entire team can go sit on my dick (and of course they would all fit)”. I remember when I used to play golf; I would use my CLUB as the golf club ‘THWACK’ 500 yard drive bitch! unfortunately it was extremely annoying to have to climb a ladder every time I wanted to take a shot so in the end I just quit. Once a boxer challenged how tough my PRICK was. Then I got an erection and trust me it was the best 1-hit KO you’ll ever see. That happened to a girl once she was trying to give me a blow job and as soon as she undid my flies she immediately knocked herself out as well as the 3000 other women in the queue. I guess that’s what’s so great about my LOVE MUSCLE it is indeed great, it’s size alone is enough to make the empire state building feel like an insecure midget. Of course being so immense my MANHOOD is extremely hard to control; I once tried to cock slap a man, BAM knocked the bitch out cold – but I also took out most of Italy by accident. It’s hard to believe that I house such an immense SUPER SAUSAGE in my pants, it may look normal size but my TROUSER SNAKE is held in by a super-tough custom designed pair of boxers made out of penultimatium (the only metal strong enough to hold my MEAT and two veg). Nobody can challenge my CROTCH ROCKET and if you feel like pissing me off you should always remember that I can cock slap both you and your entire family to the moon in one fell swoop.

welcome to my excitingly boring life

so  the first post, your first glimpse into the life of bulletspawn. Incase you haven’t noticed i’m just being vague as I don’t know what i’m going to write about but in general I am a drunkard geek so in the future you can expect to see:

  • linux reviews/raves
  • video game reviews/raves
  • anime reviews/raves
  • the occasional drunkard story
  • random shit
  • general geekery
  • a mini diary of my life (AKA more random shit)